This is kind of like being picked for Oprah’s Book Club. Just, you know, a little different. Anyway, YOU HAD ME AT WOOF is on this list.

I have an essay in Family Circle and one in Cookie. Enjoy!

I have a “Red Letter Day” piece on page 74 of June’s Redbook magazine with Denise Richards on the cover. Her head is actually blocking the “OOK” on the cover so it looks like REDB, but it’s not, it’s Redbook. (Now, despite the fact that I have said all of this my mother is going to call me later today and say she bought the magazine and it’s not in there and I’m going to say, “what month is it?” and she’s going to say “Oh sh*t, it’s May!” because she didn’t have her glasses and she doesn’t know who Denise Richards is.)