Archive for November 2007

So wird jeder Mann besser im Bett   Leave a comment

Fast jede Frau had es schon mal erlebt: Sie lernt einen tollen Mann kennen, er scheint hervorragend su ihr zu passen – nur im Bet lauft es irgendwier schief.

(Translation: My sex story is in German glamour this month).

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Posted November 28, 2007 by julieklam in November

Save the Date   Leave a comment

Here is my tour thus far:

March 27 NYC: Barnes and Noble Tribeca
March 30 Stamford, CT: Borders
March 31: Washington, D.C: Olsson’s Books and Records
April 1: Miami: Books and Books
April 2: Chicago: Bookstall -The Standard Club
April 3: San Francisco: Books, Inc.
April 8: Los Angeles: Barnes & Noble Santa Monica
April 11: Vermont: Northshire Bookstore
Do you want to know what a wreck I am about leaving my kid? Don’t ask!

Posted November 16, 2007 by julieklam in General

Costco   Leave a comment

I went to Costco yesterday, the purchase I am most happy with is….  my 4 pack of Halls lozenges.   I feel like I have a scratchy throat all the time. My goal is to be one of those people who smells like menthol.

Posted November 15, 2007 by julieklam in November

December Glamour   Leave a comment

I have a story in there, people who’ve read this issue of Glamour have said it’s a “must read!” And “Run, don’t walk to you local grocery check-out line.”  The interesting thing about this issue is Jennifer Garner is on the cover and she’s the one who copied me and named her kid Violet when I already HAD A KID NAMED VIOLET. Lucky for her, she married someone named Ben not Paul or she might be getting a visit from Mr. Jacoby and Myers.

Posted November 10, 2007 by julieklam in Complain-y, November

What is an avatar?   Leave a comment

This blog keeps telling me to upload a picture so I can have an avatar. I really want an avatar because it doesn’t cost anything. So everytime I upload a picture it tells me there’s some error so I DON’T GET THE AVATAR. If anyone has an avatar they want to give me, I’d really like one. Preferably with automatic steering.

Posted November 3, 2007 by julieklam in Uncategorized

You can’t spell Money without MOM   Leave a comment

My mom was here for a few days. This morning she dropped a $20 bill on the floor, good thing she’s almost 70 because I beat her to that pick-up. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Posted November 2, 2007 by julieklam in November